The 13th annual gathering of the juggalos
GATHERING SURVIVAL TATICS
10 essential things to bring to the gathering
1.non refrigerated foods-such as M.R.E. rations,cliff bars and canned foods(unless you have the skrill for somewhat expensive carnie food)
2.Water-LOTS OF IT!(do we even need to explain why?)
3.Cash-The ATM's tend to run out pretty quickly so it's good to have that physical paper in case of emergencies
4.Clothing-For those of us ninjas who like to shower on the regular it's a good idea to bring a grip of clothing(shirts,pants,socks etc) for when you clean off in the good showers(we didn't touch anything below fuck this hill lane)
5.Boots-at least 2 pair last year I made the mistake of bringing 1 pair of skate shoes and needless to say they were wrecked by the time we got home not to mention the corns and blisters.
6.Umbrellas-Not only can it rain at any minute but umbrellas can be used to keep the beating sun off your probably already sun burnt skin
7.Faygo-AND LOTS OF IT!(to save room in your vehicle stock up at the walmart outside the grounds)Not only is it deelicious but it can be used for bartering
8.Clown Paint-Preferably ben nye that shit is the bomb and you will be doing a juggalo community service to any ninja who wants their face painted
9.Cameras-Lets face it chances are you may be too fucked up off of something from the bridge or a geoffrey a ninja passed you to remember half the insane freshness that goes on at the gathering you might as well document that shit for when you can remember!
10.HOMIES-the gathering is all about family so cram as many ninjas in your vehicle as you can so you can all enjoy the experience together and meet tons of fresh fam from all over the fucking planet!